Haunted Piano

Haunted Piano is taking a break from our regularly scheduled silent posting of visual arts to alert you that some crabby old lady bigots want you to boycott JCPenney because they have hired Ellen DeGeneres as their spokesperson. Why are they calling for a boycott? Because Ms. Degeneres is a homosexual and well, you know, that’s not the kind of people you want to expose your children or family to. It’s just downright WRONG to force us to look at a homosexual on JCPenney tv ads. What in the world will it do to our children? Our families? Homosexuals are not family friendly and have no place on tv or being hired and paid as if they are human beings. Therefore, the crabby old battle axes are demanding JCPenney fire Ellen Degeneres and not expose society to homosexuals.

It would be a huge threat for your children to see a woman like Ellen Degeneres, who would never hurt a fly, yet helps those less fortunate every day, all while making people laugh and smile. This could permanently damage a child.

I’m willing to bet that Ms. Degeneres has done more and given more to less fortunate families than the bleating banshees who make up the organization called “One Million Moms.” She also speaks at length about the importance of kindness and treating others like you would want to be treated. Isn’t that what Jesus was all about?

Meanwhile, the “million” moms (Apparently they missed math class. Every fucking day.) are doing the exact opposite of Jesus’ teachings by demanding that we don’t treat human beings equally. That we mustn’t treat homosexuals like they are one of us. We must keep them at bay and quarantine them from our children and never reward them with things like jobs and money. How is that for following The Golden Rule? What would Jesus do? JCPenney said “No” and refused to bow down to hatred, bigotry, and inequality. They’ll keep Ellen, thanks.

Now, having said ALL that, there has been an amazing response to the bellyaching bitches by the majority of the public. The response? Let’s love our homosexual brothers and sisters. Let’s support JCPenney for standing up for what’s right and treating homosexuals like human beings. For treating homosexuals like they treat everyone else. The majority of the people will no longer tolerate hateful bigotry and will no longer tolerate inequality.

There will always be some miserable bemoaning ballsacks in this world who want to hold people back and put them down. Like the assholes who denied women and african americans equal rights in the past, so too shall these hags of hysteria go down in history hated, despised and shamed. Their future generations of family will never admit to being of the same blood line as these people out of shame and embarrassment.

The outpouring of love for Ellen, JCPenney, and homosexuals and their right to equality has been very moving. Go shop at JCPenney to say thank you for standing up for Ellen, gay rights, human rights, and doing the right thing. Supporting JCPenney is supporting gay rights, human equality, and the stand against discrimination. Equal rights for homosexuals are coming. Oh, it’s coming. I can feel it in the mother fucking air.

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